Not Coffee

This is not coffee - This is coffee.

Surprised

Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early

Anything Nice

If you can't say anything nice you obviously haven't had your coffee yet

wine

Coffee keeps me busy until its acceptable to drink wine.

Free

Free cup of Coffee

No Worm

I Woke up early there was no worm.

without

I don't have a problem with caffeine I have a problem without it

Out of Coffee

What do you mean... We're out of coffee?

coffee person

I'm not a morning person I'm a coffee person

Forget Love

Forget Love Fall In Coffee

amazing

Be amazing today but first, coffee

Send Coffee

Send Coffee

Favorite Cup

was looking for my favorite coffee cup this morning... ...My cat is an asshole.

Mugged

Where's all the coffee? We were mugged!

addicted to ME

not enough

Not sure if headache is from too much coffee or not enough

Poem

A Poem for mornings. Coffee, coffee, coffee, Coffee. Coffee, Coffee, Everyone shut up. Coffee.

Understands

Coffee Doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee Understands.

opinion

The difference between coffee and your opinion is I asked for coffee.

Vitamin

Caffeine isn't a drug its a vitamin