Magic Coffee

Some mornings I have to add some magic to my coffee so i don't bitch smack people

My Ass

I Need a Coffee The Size of my Ass

Any Minute Now

Any Minute Now the caffeine will kick in.. Any Minute...

birth stone

My birthstone is a coffee bean

Darkness

Hello Darkness My Old Friend

terrible

went without caffeine once it was terrible

Throw It

Decaf only works if you throw it at people

Watch Out!

Watch Out! I Haven't had my coffee yet!!

Caffine System

There's too much blood in my caffeine system

Why coffee

Why I drink coffee in the morning

roasted

Warning - Coffee lovers only All others will be roasted

Ruff Day

Would you bring me my coffee? It's been a ruff day.

Peopley

I Like to stay in bed. It's too peopley outside.

Whatever

Whatever the day ahead brings, you can probably conquer it with coffee and weird humor. And if not, at least you'll have something to drink while you laugh at random stuff.

Brain no wake

Coffee - For when brain no have wake up good for think to do

Make Have

When you have to make the coffee before you've had the coffee

I can’t stop

I can't stop drinking the coffee. If i stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing.

sun-shiney

love you

f you bring me coffee without having to ask, then I love you

sweet as love

Black as hell strong as death sweet as love