amazing

Be amazing today but first, coffee

Send Coffee

Send Coffee

Favorite Cup

was looking for my favorite coffee cup this morning... ...My cat is an asshole.

Mugged

Where's all the coffee? We were mugged!

addicted to ME

not enough

Not sure if headache is from too much coffee or not enough

Poem

A Poem for mornings. Coffee, coffee, coffee, Coffee. Coffee, Coffee, Everyone shut up. Coffee.

Understands

Coffee Doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee Understands.

opinion

The difference between coffee and your opinion is I asked for coffee.

Vitamin

Caffeine isn't a drug its a vitamin

Trust

In Coffee We Trust

evil in me

There's nothing like a piping hot cup of coffee on a cold morning. It helps warm up the evil in me.

Keep Calm

Keep Calm and Make Coffee

Cup of Cat

For a pick-me-up try a cup of cat. Works everytime!

Sleeping Pills

I know you put medicine in my treats enjoy the sleeping pills in your coffee

Overdose

Can't Keep Calm because of caffeine overdose

Drinked

I Sorry, I Drinked All Your Coffee's